Wednesday Wish List

I hate being an adult. I hate being told day after day, "welcome to the real world". I hate it. I get the lecture from my parents alot. Especially after I get home from work. God forbid I come home and gripe about working a fucking 12 hour shift. I usually get the "we worked all day too". Bullshit, you sit in a chair infront of a computer all day. Sure, about 15% of my day is that, but the other 85% is spent trying to get pain meds to people. Making sure they don't choke on their own vomit. Trying to understand the 15th mexican who rolled through and refuses to speak to me in english. Pushing the 500 hundred pound man to his room without aggrivating the hernias I'm working on. And keeping up with the current chart as the next patient rolls through and finds his way to my bay. Then getting my sorry 30 minute break to go hoover some lunch over the sink in the break room. Yeah, I'm pretty sure their day isn't that shitty. And I get the cold shoulder for gripping about how tired I am when I come home from work. I run fucking marathons all day. I work my ass off, I deserve to come home and sit on my ass and to be left alone.
Which brings me to wishing I already had the 20% down payment for a house. I'm 25 years old and I still live at home. I can't get the money saved up fast enough!! I love my parents don't get me wrong. I come and go like I please. I live by my own rules, but SHIT. I am still treated like I'm 15. I make a decent amount of money, that goes in my bank account, that pays my bills, and I'm still gettin lectured on how to spend it. FUCK-I'm so sick of being scared to spend my own money...Somebody please shoot me.

Chinese Anesthesiologist is in China for 4 weeks. Then I'm off for 2 weeks when he gets back...
I was told he wasn't going to China to get married...

My life is a fucking 3 ring circus...I want to be the lion tamer...

FUCK

Thinking is sooo overrated!

I tried to post last night from bed, but I couldn't. My ipod wouldn't ever let me type in this box. Oh well, I am up this morning and can blog!!!
I really need to get up and sort laundry so I can have clean scrubs for the week but I don't want to. Then I think I better, because I have something super wonderful fantastic planned for this weekend, and need to have plenty of clean chonies!!! I love to suprise other people, but I really hate being suprised. Makes no sense, right?! Oh well, life isn't about make sense.

Asian Persausion. Chinese Anatheseologist. I'm telling you, he baffles my mind. He just turned 46...yeah he's old and does have a kid that is like 19 or 20...too close to my own age!!!! Anyway, so I found out some really WILD news His son is coming home from college tomorrow (he goes to Penn State!) and the whole fam's (he has another son, bout 12 years old) heading out to China for a while. No big deal right? WRONG! He's goin to China to propose to someone!!! He leads me on at work, and then I find out he's getting engaged in T minus 6 weeks and counting. Geez, I thought american men were bad...now I'm pretty sure Chinese men are worse! I so did not see that one coming. Especially from this guy. I thought the older guys were more mature...guess that's what I get from thinking~!!

A day in the life.

I am at work. I am so dizzy today. But I can't take my Meds because today I have to be an employee. My meds make me drowsy. No back up, not drowsy. I will sleep like Snow White, or Sleep Beauty, or a Heroin Junkie who's O.Ded in the bathroom at McDonalds. I. LOVE. IT. But can't take it right now because I still have to drive my dizzy ass back to the Square-20 miles from here.

The LM@W (lazy mexican at work), thinks he's nurse...Go Away and let me do my job. Quit making suggestions on what I should do or even telling me what I should do. Let me tend to my patients. You can go sit down and talk on the phone. Do anything but be right here right now, because You don't know shit about nursing. So leave me alone so I can do my job, and yours too. I need a blood sugar on this patient...TODAY...before I take him back to his family...before he's discharged from the hospital. DAMNIT, I'll do it. I'd hate for you to miss a phone call. FUCK-I do not make enough money to my job AND your job. Go suck up to the other LM@W who texts all day, and let me do my job. He told me the other day he didn't want to go to Nursing School because his job, now, didn't require any responsibilites. Well, you take that a little to literal buddy. You come to work, and talk on the phone. You'd never make it as a nurse, anyway. Fuckin lazy ass. Nursing is hard work. The only hard work he's ever known is gettin passed the Rio Grande...

I need sex so bad right now. In mass quantities. Preferable all by one person. Please someone, nail me!!

Damnit...they're bringing in the next case.

Appropriate definition of a contemporary term:

Political Correctness:

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret


Boy is this guy right on!