And 4 years later...WARNING: PARENTAL ADVISORY

Well kids, it's been a while since I've updated my blog. I apologize. Work kept me busy for a while, and then I went on vacation for 11 days. Blog on vacation, you say? No thanks! I was busy drinking entirely too much beer. 6 thirties consumed in 4 days by 4 people...enough said, right? And on top of that, I bought some Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka that is TO DIE FOR! Pretty effin amazing if I do say so. Add water, and stir. I like mine with a bit of splenda to make it sweeter. Thanks for the recommendation, Tex!
Anywho-moving right along.

I went to Stephenville for 4 glorious days of Miller lite and Keystone light. Shut up, I like Keystone. We went to the bar one night for a girls night and met 3 of the weirdest guys I've ever met in my entire life. I felt sorry for one, so I took his number. I drunk texted him later in the night, and wound up recieving 3 pictures of his friends dick before the week was over. Don't ask me, I just drink here. Even one of him status post explosion-complete with cum hanging from the head...Fucking nasty ass. I haven't heard anything else outta those boys. Thank you God!! Then Thursday we headed outta town to Glenrose, Tx to float the Paluxy river. Ok so the river was down condiserably, but we still managed to float a good 2 miles. And had to WALK back-UPSTREAM- to the starting point. I do not recommened doing that after jello shots, and beer. It sucks-BAD. Friday afternoon I found my way to Coleman Tx for the 89 millionth annual Family Reunion. Let me tell you this, FRIDAY NIGHT INTO SATURDAY MORNING RAWKED!

Fast forward to 2 AM Saturday morning. Cousin brought a friend to the reunion-He was and I'm sure still is, fucking GORGEOUS. I can't even begin to describe the gorgeousness. So gorgeous he was pretty. Anywho- I'm FUBAR'd from drinking 4 16 oz bottles of water/sweet tea. Mr. Pretty, who by the way, is built like a shit brick house, sits down. I notice he smokes, and I bum a smoke. Mind you, this is the only interaction I had with this guy all night. ALL NIGHT. No flirting, not getting to know eachother, nothing. NOTHING. That is until he leans over and asks if I want to go listen to some good music. I'm like hell yeah, I do. Let's go! Niave me thought we were really going to listen to some good music, and we did, but we also had the most amazing sex known to man-in the front driver seat of his Dodge pick up! Grab your vibrators girls...it gets better! And here's were I apologize for an effing long blog...get over it!
Shinedown's playing in the background...he takes my hand and leads me to stroking is rock hard cock. I'm pretty sure than at that point I'm locked and loaded, and so is he! I gave him head for a while, and I'm pretty sure it was the best head I've ever given, because yours truly even involved the boys in this blow job, oh yes...I had his balls in my mouth, and I LOVED IT! He takes my hand and leads me up into the cab of the truck and I assume my position on the drivers seat, and he commences to ride for a while. The windows are up on this truck, it's still like 100 degress outside, and we are fucking HOT. Like good hot tho. He was sweatin all over me, and that was kinda nice. I had one of the best orgasms in my life at this point. Like toes curling, want to scream, and all I can do is moan so I dont' wake anyone up, or scare the fish. That one was amazing, and so was the one that I had five minutes later!!! Then I ride for a while, and let me remind you once again, we are in the driver seat of his truck, only. And I'm riding-which puts me in control of the windows finally, and they got rolled down. I got so into it, I accidently sat down on the horn. yep...HONK across camp at the Family Reunion. We both get a laugh out of it and then comence the fucking. I found out the next day that after the horn honked, all you could see was break lights flashing in a perfect hump hump ride ride rhythm. That turned me on after I found out...Kinda like, Yes, sir-you are welcome!! By this time we've both sweated off 15 pounds. So we decide to try doggie style...that didn't work because I'm too short for it. But then he throws me across the front seat and gives it to me like I've been a bad girl, and deserves my pussy beating. Here's the climax for him-And no we didn't use protection. He came like a geiser. And that's never turned me on before until that night. And I've never hoped to be pregnant before in my life!! That baby would be effing GORGEOUS!!!
Did we talk the next day, NO. And that's fine. I'm pretty sure that my greatest wildest dirty erotic dream just came true, twice :) Someone took a picture of this-I found the camera it was on and deleted it...so sorry Lovers- the evidence exists only in this blog and in the hearts and minds of all my readers. Sorry!!! I have to go now...somethin just came up :)

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